if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

finding it hard to be selfish and put myself first..one day imma do it, but for now I don’t mind being poor every other week.

I love you, but fucck rant..

I leave for Tonga next week. I was honestly excited until my cousin killed my buzz…😒. If you want money, ask. And I’ll do my best to get it to you. But don’t make up some weak lameASS story about pawning your wedding ring or your kids not having food to eat BLAHBLAHBLAH. FUCCK! #deadmybread!